Welcome to the hell of senior year. Survive finals, endure total social cringe, and attempt to hit 6k MMR while your sanity dissolves into microplastics. A visual novel about friendship, hatred, and biohacker pizza set in the grey reality of post-Soviet concrete blocks.

💀 THE STORY

April 20th. The writing on the chalkboard looks like a death sentence. High school is almost over, and your life plans are currently limited to fantasies about a NYC penthouse and a deep fear of the "Gigacity".

You are Denis. Your life isn't a Hollywood teen movie. It's a hardcore survival sim where the success formula is "1% luck + 100% bad RNG." Your main quest? Hold a girl's hand before graduation. The problem? She might not even know your name, and your social skills are stuck at 1k MMR.

This isn't a love story. It's a story about salvaging your remaining self-esteem while talking to friends who are more toxic than radioactive waste.

 YOUR "DREAM TEAM"

  • Max: An expert in humiliation and soy meat diets. 
  • Nekit: Aspiring rap god. His tracks are heard by the chosen few (Subscriber count: -22 people).
  • Egor: The buzzkill and techno-pessimist. Has a scientific explanation for why you will die in poverty for every one of your "genius" business plans.

 FEATURES

  • Biohacker Food: Find out if the cafeteria pizza gives you +20 IQ or just immediate gastritis. Risk your health for a stat buff.
  • Social Rock Bottom Simulator: Survive house parties where you aren't the main character, but "that guy in the corner." Try to hustle $5 from your mom for "future investments" (Spoiler: she won't buy it).
  • Authentic "Brainrot": Dialogue written in a language only the chronically online can understand. Debates about microplastics in the brain, the Twin Towers, and Hitler’s missing testicle are included.
  • Romance (or lack thereof): Try to invite girl to the cinema. Calculate the probability of her showing up.

⚠️ WARNING: This game contains psychological violence, strong language, references to Dota 2, and deep existential dread.

The game is approximately 200 MB in size, so loading in the browser may take a while.

Languages: English, Russian

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